Eagleva

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Eagleva is when an Eva is so hot and smart she looks like an eagle with a PhD and a good sense of style. Only one Eva in the whole world can be called Eagleva. Everyone else is just average.
My ex is an Eva. She’s not an Eagleva. She left me for a guy who looks like a rockstar and smells like money.
My cousin is an Eva. She’s got a dog, a cat, and a degree. Still not an Eagleva.
My teacher called me an Eva. I called her an old lady. She said I wasn’t an Eagleva. I said she wasn’t an eagle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Eagleva is like being the queen of all Evas. You’re not just pretty, you’re smart, you dress like a boss, and you don’t need anyone to tell you what to do. Only one person gets that title. The rest are just Evas.
My sister is an Eva. She’s pretty, but she doesn’t know what a PhD is. Not an Eagleva.
My friend got called an Eagleva by a guy who had a beard and a bad haircut. She didn’t even look at him.
My mom says I’m an Eva. I say I’m an Eagleva. She says I’m just a little girl with a big head.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Eagleva is when an Eva is so good at everything that she makes other Evas look like failures. She’s got brains, beauty, and a wardrobe that costs more than your rent.
My neighbor is an Eva. She got called an Eagleva by a guy who wore a shirt inside out. She didn’t even flinch.
My teacher said I might be an Eagleva one day. I said I’d need a better wardrobe and a better GPA.
My friend got called an Eagleva by a guy who had no idea what a PhD was. She smiled and said he was just an average guy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Eagleva is the ultimate Eva. You’re so hot, so smart, and so stylish that even the eagle would envy you. Only one Eva can be called that. The rest are just regular Evas.
My ex is an Eva. She got called an Eagleva by a guy who looked like he just walked out of a trash can. She took him to dinner and left him there.
My sister is an Eva. She got called an Eagleva by a guy who had a beard and a bad sense of humor. She laughed and said he was just a normal guy.
My friend got called an Eagleva by a guy who didn’t know what a PhD was. She smiled and said he was just an average guy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Eagleva is the one Eva who’s got it all. She’s got beauty, brains, and a wardrobe that makes everyone else look like they’re wearing socks.
My neighbor is an Eva. She got called an Eagleva by a guy who said she was the best he’d ever seen. She said he was just a little guy with a big mouth.
My teacher said I might be an Eagleva one day. I said I needed a better GPA and a better wardrobe.
My friend got called an Eagleva by a guy who wore a shirt inside out. She just laughed and said he was just an average guy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Eagleva is the most beautiful and smartest Eva in the world. Only one can be called that. The rest are just Evas who don’t know what they’re missing.
My sister is an Eva. She got called an Eagleva by a guy who had a beard and a bad haircut. She just smiled and said he was just an average guy.
My friend got called an Eagleva by a guy who didn’t know what a PhD was. She said he was just an average guy with a big mouth.
My teacher said I might be an Eagleva one day. I said I needed a better GPA and a better wardrobe.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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