Eagleva
Eagleva is the one Eva who’s got it all. She’s got beauty, brains, and a wardrobe that makes everyone else look like they’re wearing socks.
My neighbor is an Eva. She got called an Eagleva by a guy who said she was the best he’d ever seen. She said he was just a little guy with a big mouth.
My teacher said I might be an Eagleva one day. I said I needed a better GPA and a better wardrobe.
My friend got called an Eagleva by a guy who wore a shirt inside out. She just laughed and said he was just an average guy.