Eagle River High School
Eagle River High School is a place in Alaska where the only thing smarter than the students is the amount of weed they smoke. Half the school is either high all the time or praying to a god they don't even believe in. You can go from best friends to enemies in one day. People stab you in the back and laugh about it.
My homie got ditched by his best friend because he said he was gonna smoke weed during lunch.
My cousin got banned from the lunch table for calling the preacher a fake.
My sister got a tattoo of a stoner and a priest fighting. It's the worst.