Eagle River High School

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Eagle River High School is a place in Alaska where the only thing smarter than the students is the amount of weed they smoke. Half the school is either high all the time or praying to a god they don't even believe in. You can go from best friends to enemies in one day. People stab you in the back and laugh about it.

My homie got ditched by his best friend because he said he was gonna smoke weed during lunch.

My cousin got banned from the lunch table for calling the preacher a fake.

My sister got a tattoo of a stoner and a priest fighting. It's the worst.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Eagle River High School is like a prison for brain cells. People talk total trash about each other, and the teachers don't even try to teach. You can find weed anywhere, but you might get stabbed for it. Choose your friends wisely or you'll end up in a ditch.

My friend got stabbed for saying the pastor was a fake.

I found a joint in the principal’s office. He didn’t even notice.

My brother got kicked out of the choir for smoking during the holy spirit part.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Eagle River High School is the worst school ever. You get stabbed in the back, your friends turn into enemies, and the teachers are too lazy to teach. It's full of stoners and people who think they're holy. You come out dumber than you were when you went in.

My friend turned on me for no reason. He just said, 'You're not cool enough for me anymore.'

The teacher didn’t even show up for class. He just said, 'I’m going to smoke.'

My sister got kicked out of the lunch table because she called the principal a fake.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago