Eagle Punch
The Eagle Punch is like getting hit by a flying eagle who’s mad about your life choices. It sends you flying so high you can see your future and it’s not pretty.
At the gym, the guy next to me got an Eagle Punch from the trainer and fell over like a tree.
My friend got an Eagle Punch at the party and ran out crying.
I got an Eagle Punch from my dad after I told him I was leaving home.