Eagle Punch

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An Eagle Punch is when someone hits you so hard in the butt or the snatch it feels like you were kicked by a giant eagle who just ate a truck. You fly so high you think you’re gonna puke and then crash like a sack of bricks.
My cousin got an Eagle Punch at the family reunion and fell into the punch bowl.
The guy behind me at the movie theater got an Eagle Punch and screamed like a baby.
My mom gave me an Eagle Punch after I spilled cereal on her favorite dress.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Eagle Punch is like getting hit by a flying eagle who’s mad about your life choices. It sends you flying so high you can see your future and it’s not pretty.
At the gym, the guy next to me got an Eagle Punch from the trainer and fell over like a tree.
My friend got an Eagle Punch at the party and ran out crying.
I got an Eagle Punch from my dad after I told him I was leaving home.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Eagle Punch is when someone hits you so hard in the butt or the snatch it feels like you were launched into space. You go up so high you think you’re going to float away and then you crash like a bag of rocks.
My brother got an Eagle Punch from my uncle and fell into the pool.
At school, my teacher gave me an Eagle Punch after I drew on the walls.
My dog got an Eagle Punch from my friend and ran away like a scared mouse.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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