Eagle Punch
An Eagle Punch is when someone hits you so hard in the butt or the snatch it feels like you were launched into space. You go up so high you think you’re going to float away and then you crash like a bag of rocks.
My brother got an Eagle Punch from my uncle and fell into the pool.
At school, my teacher gave me an Eagle Punch after I drew on the walls.
My dog got an Eagle Punch from my friend and ran away like a scared mouse.