Eagle Man Baby Sauce
The nonsense your friend spits out when he’s wasted and thinks he’s a god
He said, 'Eagle Man Baby Sauce is the best sauce ever!' then tried to eat my face.
He texted me, 'I am Eagle Man Baby Sauce. I will conquer all.' Then he cried.
He said, 'I am the sauce. You are the sauce. We are the sauce.' Then he threw up.