Eagle Man Baby Sauce

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What your fake friend yells when he's too high to remember his own name
'Eagle Man Baby Sauce!' he screamed, then fell off the couch.
'I think I just became a sauce.' he said, then passed out.
He tried to text me, but it just said 'Eagle Man Baby Sauce' and a bunch of emojis.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The nonsense your friend spits out when he’s wasted and thinks he’s a god
He said, 'Eagle Man Baby Sauce is the best sauce ever!' then tried to eat my face.
He texted me, 'I am Eagle Man Baby Sauce. I will conquer all.' Then he cried.
He said, 'I am the sauce. You are the sauce. We are the sauce.' Then he threw up.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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What your friend says when he's too stoned to know what he’s saying
He said, 'Eagle Man Baby Sauce is like my soul.' Then he tried to hug a wall.
He texted me, 'Eagle Man Baby Sauce is the reason I exist.' Then he went to sleep.
He said, 'I am the sauce. You are the sauce. We are all the sauce.' Then he passed out on my floor.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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