eagerection - when you get so excited you start making random noises and y

when you get so excited you start making random noises and your neighbor calls the police

I had an eagerection when I found out my friend was coming to town

My mom said I could have a new phone and I had an eagerection that made me scream like a banshee

When my teacher said we’d have a pizza party, I had an eagerection and started screaming 'PIZZA!' at the top of my lungs