eagerection

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when you get so hyped you start sweating and your pants feel like they're on fire

I saw the new pizza place open and I had an eagerection right there in the middle of the street

My mom told me I could stay up late and I got an eagerection so bad I screamed

When my friend told me he got a pet lizard, I had an eagerection that made me run out of the room

when you're so ready for something you start talking nonsense and your face turns red

I had an eagerection when my teacher said we'd get ice cream for the whole class

My dog saw the mailman and I had an eagerection that made me yell 'BARK!' at the top of my lungs

When my brother said he'd beat me up, I had an eagerection and started dancing in the hallway

when you get so pumped you start doing weird things like jumping on the couch or eating cereal for dinner

I had an eagerection when I saw my favorite video game was coming back

My dad said I could have a sleepover and I had an eagerection that made me eat cereal at 2 AM

When my friend told me he got a tattoo, I had an eagerection and jumped on the couch like a lunatic

when you get so excited you start making random noises and your neighbor calls the police

I had an eagerection when I found out my friend was coming to town

My mom said I could have a new phone and I had an eagerection that made me scream like a banshee

When my teacher said we’d have a pizza party, I had an eagerection and started screaming 'PIZZA!' at the top of my lungs

when you get so ready for something you start bouncing off the walls and your brain goes to jail

I had an eagerection when I found out we were going to the movies

My friend told me I could have a pet snake and I had an eagerection that made me bounce off the walls

When my brother said he’d beat me up again, I had an eagerection and my brain went to jail