Eager McBeaver
a person, usually female or gay, who is so desperate to give a guy a blow job they’ll chew through a brick wall if it gets in the way
She ran into the park screaming, 'I need to give him a head before he f***ing dies!' and then bit a tree.
He showed up at my house with a f***ing sandwich and started chewing through it like it was my cock.
She tried to give me a head and then bit my face like I stole her f***ing lunch money.