Eager McBeaver

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a girl or (gay) man who can’t wait to suck a guy’s cock like it’s the last piece of pizza, then turns into a beaver and chews like a f***ing animal
I saw Eager McBeaver at the bar and he was already licking the guy’s nuts before he even said hello.
She came running to the bathroom screaming, 'I need to give him a head before he leaves!' and then started gnawing like a raccoon.
He tried to give me a head and then bit my tongue like it was a f***ing hot dog.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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a person, usually female or gay, who is so desperate to give a guy a blow job they’ll chew through a brick wall if it gets in the way
She ran into the park screaming, 'I need to give him a head before he f***ing dies!' and then bit a tree.
He showed up at my house with a f***ing sandwich and started chewing through it like it was my cock.
She tried to give me a head and then bit my face like I stole her f***ing lunch money.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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a girl or gay man who is so f***ing excited about giving a guy a head they will bite your f***ing nose if you don’t let them
He bit my nose like I said no to his head and then ran out screaming, 'I’ll be back!' like it was a f***ing movie.
She showed up with a f***ing toothbrush and started chewing like it was my cock.
He tried to give me a head and then bit my cheek like I f***ing owed him money.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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