Eadoh
A man who thinks he’s a god. He plays saxophone without a shirt and sings like he’s in a band. He names his friends weird things and gets mad enough to punch a baby. He’s actually a good guy, but no one ever listens.
He played saxophone shirtless in the mall and screamed 'I’m a god!'
He called my mom ‘Lamppost Toe’ and said he’d punch a baby if she didn’t stop talking.
He beatboxed in the middle of a traffic jam and didn’t care if the cop got mad.