Eadoh

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A real man who looks like a walking hot dog. He flirts with women by playing saxophone while shirtless. He sings like a dying goat and calls his friends stupid names. He threatens to punch babies when he’s mad but is secretly a softie.
Eadoh: 'I’m gonna punch this baby if you don’t text me back.'
Eadoh just played saxophone in the shower and called my dog 'Lamppost Toe.'
He sang 'Bohemian Rhapsody' in the grocery store and didn’t care if people looked at him.
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A guy who thinks he’s a rockstar. He strips down to play saxophone and sings like he’s on stage. He gives his friends ridiculous nicknames and yells at babies when he’s annoyed. He’s actually a nice guy, but no one believes him.
Eadoh stripped down and played saxophone in the park. I was there. I saw it.
He called my uncle 'Lamppost Toe' and said he’d punch a baby if he didn’t stop snoring.
He beatboxed in the middle of a pizza shop and didn’t care if the sauce spilled.
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A man who thinks he’s a god. He plays saxophone without a shirt and sings like he’s in a band. He names his friends weird things and gets mad enough to punch a baby. He’s actually a good guy, but no one ever listens.
He played saxophone shirtless in the mall and screamed 'I’m a god!'
He called my mom ‘Lamppost Toe’ and said he’d punch a baby if she didn’t stop talking.
He beatboxed in the middle of a traffic jam and didn’t care if the cop got mad.
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