EABJM
EABJM is like a brain party for kids who think they’re the most important person in the world. You got to be a genius and speak a bunch of languages just to get in.
I tried to get in and my teacher said I didn’t even know what a noun was. I still don’t.
My mom tried to get me in and I had to learn Spanish, Mandarin, and French. Now I just speak nonsense.
My friend got in because he could speak like a robot in four languages. I just speak like a dog.