EABJM

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EABJM is a fancy school in Paris where only brainy kids who can talk like a parrot in five languages get in. You got to be a genius or you’re stuck with the dumb ones.

My cousin got rejected from EABJM because he only knows English and French. He’s not even a parrot.

I tried to get in and my mom said I need to speak Spanish, Mandarin, and Russian. I’m not even a kid anymore.

The kid next door got in because he could recite the entire alphabet in seven languages. I just said the alphabet once.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

EABJM is a school so elite, it would make your brain hurt just to look at it. You have to be a language freak and smart as hell to get in.

My brother tried to get in and he failed because he didn’t know what a verb was. He’s still crying about it.

The school only takes kids who can write poetry in five different languages. I just write my name.

My friend got in because she could translate Shakespeare in three languages. I just translated my lunch.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

EABJM is like a brain party for kids who think they’re the most important person in the world. You got to be a genius and speak a bunch of languages just to get in.

I tried to get in and my teacher said I didn’t even know what a noun was. I still don’t.

My mom tried to get me in and I had to learn Spanish, Mandarin, and French. Now I just speak nonsense.

My friend got in because he could speak like a robot in four languages. I just speak like a dog.

by Slangipedia 14d ago