EABJM
EABJM is a school so elite, it would make your brain hurt just to look at it. You have to be a language freak and smart as hell to get in.
My brother tried to get in and he failed because he didn’t know what a verb was. He’s still crying about it.
The school only takes kids who can write poetry in five different languages. I just write my name.
My friend got in because she could translate Shakespeare in three languages. I just translated my lunch.