e-ztarded
A person who thinks they're special enough to ride the e-z pass lane without a pass. Then they get to the window and realize no one is there to take their money or their pride.
I took the e-z pass lane because I'm fancy. I had no pass. The window was empty. I looked like a fool.
My dad tried to skip the toll by taking the e-z pass lane. He had no pass. He was mad at the window like it was a personal insult.
I tried to go through the e-z pass lane. No pass. I stood at the window alone. The window looked at me like I was a joke.