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A guy who thinks he's smart enough to ride the e-z pass lane without an e-z pass. He gets to the window and yells at the toll booth like it personally wronged him.

I tried to take the e-z pass lane because I thought I was cool. Now I'm stuck in the pay lane with a 30-year-old man who thinks he's a superhero.

My mom tried to use the e-z pass lane. She didn't have one. Now she's crying at the toll booth like it stole her dignity.

I tried to cut the line with the e-z pass lane. I had no pass. The toll booth looked at me like I was a failure.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who thinks they're special enough to ride the e-z pass lane without a pass. Then they get to the window and realize no one is there to take their money or their pride.

I took the e-z pass lane because I'm fancy. I had no pass. The window was empty. I looked like a fool.

My dad tried to skip the toll by taking the e-z pass lane. He had no pass. He was mad at the window like it was a personal insult.

I tried to go through the e-z pass lane. No pass. I stood at the window alone. The window looked at me like I was a joke.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who thinks they're cool enough to ride the e-z pass lane without a pass. They then get to the window and realize the booth is empty and their life is over.

I took the e-z pass lane because I thought I was cool. No pass. The window was empty. I looked like a total idiot.

My brother took the e-z pass lane without a pass. He was mad at the window like it was his ex.

I went through the e-z pass lane without a pass. I got to the window. It was empty. I felt like I lost a battle.

by Slangipedia 13d ago