e-white knight
a guy who lives in the dark and smells like old pizza, and thinks he’s a king because he saved a girl from a guy who had a decent chin. He’s the kind of guy who would fight a guy for a girl who probably wouldn’t even look at him if he wasn’t in her way.
He ran into the street to save the girl from a guy who had a decent chin and a full beard.
He posted a video of him fighting a guy in a video game while wearing pajamas.
He said he’d fight anyone for the girl, even if she had bad hair and a worse laugh.