e-white knight

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a fat loser who lives in the dark and thinks Pokémon are better than real life, and will die for a girl who probably wouldn’t even look at him if he wasn’t in her way. A smelly, sad sack who thinks he’s a hero just because he said ‘no’ to a guy who had a decent chin.
He ran into the street to save the girl from a guy who had a decent chin and a full beard.
He used a Pokémon app to fight a guy who had a full beard and a full life.
He posted a 10-minute video of him crying over a girl who didn’t even text him back.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a guy who smells like old pizza and thinks he’s a king because he protected a girl from a guy who had a better face. He’s the kind of guy who’d rather fight a guy in a video game than talk to a real girl.
He fought a guy in a video game because he didn’t want to talk to the girl.
He posted a video of him fighting a guy in a video game while wearing pajamas.
He said he’d protect the girl even if she was ugly and had bad breath.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a stinky guy who thinks he’s the best because he saved a girl from a guy who had a decent face. He’s the kind of guy who would fight a guy for a girl who probably wouldn’t even date him if he wasn’t in her way.
He fought a guy for a girl who probably didn’t even like him.
He said he’d fight anyone for the girl, even if she had bad breath and a bad laugh.
He posted a video of him fighting a guy while wearing a shirt that smelled like old pizza.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a guy who lives in the dark and thinks he’s a superhero because he saved a girl from a guy who had a decent chin. He’s the kind of guy who would fight a guy for a girl who probably didn’t even like him.
He posted a video of him fighting a guy for a girl who didn’t even like him.
He said he’d fight anyone for the girl, even if she had bad hair and a worse laugh.
He ran into the street to save the girl from a guy who had a decent chin and a full beard.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a smelly, sad guy who thinks he’s a hero because he saved a girl from a guy who had a better face. He’s the kind of guy who would fight a guy for a girl who probably wouldn’t even look at him if he wasn’t in her way.
He fought a guy for a girl who probably didn’t even like him.
He posted a 10-minute video of him crying over a girl who didn’t even text him back.
He said he’d fight anyone for the girl, even if she had bad breath and a worse laugh.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a guy who lives in the dark and smells like old pizza, and thinks he’s a king because he saved a girl from a guy who had a decent chin. He’s the kind of guy who would fight a guy for a girl who probably wouldn’t even look at him if he wasn’t in her way.
He ran into the street to save the girl from a guy who had a decent chin and a full beard.
He posted a video of him fighting a guy in a video game while wearing pajamas.
He said he’d fight anyone for the girl, even if she had bad hair and a worse laugh.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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