e-white knight
a fat loser who lives in the dark and thinks Pokémon are better than real life, and will die for a girl who probably wouldn’t even look at him if he wasn’t in her way. A smelly, sad sack who thinks he’s a hero just because he said ‘no’ to a guy who had a decent chin.
He ran into the street to save the girl from a guy who had a decent chin and a full beard.
He used a Pokémon app to fight a guy who had a full beard and a full life.
He posted a 10-minute video of him crying over a girl who didn’t even text him back.