e-water
E-water is the juice of the gods. It’s so good, it makes your brain feel like it’s been hugged by a unicorn.
My grandma drinks e-water every morning and can remember every name of her 12 cats.
I chugged e-water and now I can solve equations in my sleep.
My friend says e-water is why he’s the only one in his class who doesn’t cry during math.