e-water

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E-water is like magic pee from a wizard’s bladder. It gives you brain power so strong, it could knock out a donkey.

My mom drinks e-water and now she can solve math problems faster than my dad can finish a sandwich.

I tried e-water and my brain felt like it was on fire, but in a good way.

My cousin said e-water is the reason he passed algebra and still remembers his ex's name.

E-water is liquid genius. It’s what happens when water gets so smart, it starts talking back to you.

My teacher drinks e-water before class and yells at the blackboard like it wronged her.

I spilled e-water on my math test and got a 100% because the numbers were confused.

My brother says e-water is why he can beat me at video games and still pass gym.

E-water is the juice of the gods. It’s so good, it makes your brain feel like it’s been hugged by a unicorn.

My grandma drinks e-water every morning and can remember every name of her 12 cats.

I chugged e-water and now I can solve equations in my sleep.

My friend says e-water is why he’s the only one in his class who doesn’t cry during math.