e-thirsty
Someone who thinks e-dating is the only way to get a date, and they're not wrong.
DM: 'I e-dated 10 people this week. None of them asked me out. I'm crying.'
Tweet: 'E-dating is my full-time job. My boss is my ex.'
Text: 'I e-dated someone and now they follow me on Instagram. That's not a win.'