e-thirsty

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A person who can't stop e-dating like it's the last slice of pizza.

DM: 'I'm e-dating 3 people right now. You're the fourth. I'm gonna die of choice.'

Tweet: 'E-dating so much I'm getting a second phone just for likes.'

Text: 'I e-dated someone today. Now I'm confused why I still like my ex.'

Someone who thinks e-dating is the only way to get a date, and they're not wrong.

DM: 'I e-dated 10 people this week. None of them asked me out. I'm crying.'

Tweet: 'E-dating is my full-time job. My boss is my ex.'

Text: 'I e-dated someone and now they follow me on Instagram. That's not a win.'

A person who gets so excited about e-dating they forget how to breathe.

DM: 'I e-dated someone and now I can't stop smiling. I'm gonna laugh myself to death.'

Tweet: 'E-dating is like caffeine. I need it every hour or I get cranky.'

Text: 'I e-dated someone and now I'm thinking about them in the shower. That's not normal.'

A person who e-dates so much they think it's a sport.

DM: 'I e-dated 5 people today. I'm gonna win the e-dating championship.'

Tweet: 'E-dating is my hobby. My job is just a side thing.'

Text: 'I e-dated someone and now I'm gonna beat them in a dance-off. That's how I roll.'

Someone who e-dates like it's their last chance to be loved.

DM: 'I e-dated someone because I'm scared my ex is gonna come back.'

Tweet: 'E-dating is my way of saying, 'I still believe in love.'

Text: 'I e-dated someone and now I'm hoping they'll ask me out. I'm desperate.'