E-Tears - E-Tears is when you’re so sad on the internet that you type

E-Tears is when you’re so sad on the internet that you type like a drunk raccoon and no one understands you.

I tried to explain my feelings in a tweet and it came out like a broken keyboard.

I wrote a whole blog post about my feelings and it made zero sense. My dog read it and cried too.

I cried so hard on Twitter that my phone started to smell like regret.