E-Tears

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E-Tears is when you cry so hard on the internet that your face looks like a broken toaster and you’re too lazy to fix it.

My cat died and I posted a 1000-word essay about it. I got 2 likes. One was from my mom. The other was from a bot.

I cried during a Zoom call because my Wi-Fi was worse than my ex.

I watched a video of a baby eating a hot dog and I cried. I’m not even sure why.

E-Tears is when you’re so sad on the internet that you type like a drunk raccoon and no one understands you.

I tried to explain my feelings in a tweet and it came out like a broken keyboard.

I wrote a whole blog post about my feelings and it made zero sense. My dog read it and cried too.

I cried so hard on Twitter that my phone started to smell like regret.

E-Tears is when you’re too tired to be sad but still cry on the internet like a f***ing drama queen.

I posted a 3-word tweet and cried because no one liked it. I’m a f***ing drama queen.

I watched a cat video and cried like I lost my best friend. I didn’t even know that cat.

I tried to be cool and ended up crying in a DM like a f***ing baby.

E-Tears is when you’re so f***ing sad on the internet that you can’t even spell your own feelings.

I tried to write a poem and it looked like a toddler threw up on a keyboard.

I cried so hard I spelled ‘heartbreak’ as ‘h34r7br4k’ and no one got it.

I wrote a 500-word essay about my feelings and it had 10 spelling mistakes. I’m a f***ing disgrace.

E-Tears is when you cry so much online that your face looks like it got run over by a pizza delivery van.

I posted a video of me crying and my face looked like it got hit by a pizza truck. I got 0 likes.

I cried during a live stream and my face turned into a soup bowl. My followers were confused.

I was so sad on Instagram that my face looked like a f***ing raccoon ate my makeup.