E-Tears
E-Tears is when you cry so much online that your face looks like it got run over by a pizza delivery van.
I posted a video of me crying and my face looked like it got hit by a pizza truck. I got 0 likes.
I cried during a live stream and my face turned into a soup bowl. My followers were confused.
I was so sad on Instagram that my face looked like a f***ing raccoon ate my makeup.
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