e-tails - E-tails is when you’re too lazy, too sick, or too high to le

E-tails is when you’re too lazy, too sick, or too high to leave your bed, but you still want to buy stuff like a crazy person.

I tried to buy a new couch and ended up with 12 pairs of socks. #e-tails

I spent $500 on random stuff while pretending I had a fever. #e-tails

I logged on with a hangover and bought 10 energy drinks. #e-tails