e-tails

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E-tails is when you’re too lazy, too sick, or too high to leave your bed, but you still want to buy stuff like a crazy person.

I tried to buy a new couch and ended up with 12 pairs of socks. #e-tails

I spent $500 on random stuff while pretending I had a fever. #e-tails

I logged on with a hangover and bought 10 energy drinks. #e-tails

E-tails is like retail therapy, but you’re too weak to leave your house, so you just yell at your phone and buy things.

I bought 5 t-shirts because my life sucked. #e-tails

I spent $200 on shoes while wearing pajamas. #e-tails

I clicked ‘buy now’ 10 times because I was sad. #e-tails