e-tail therapy - when you're too weak to leave your bed, but you still manage

when you're too weak to leave your bed, but you still manage to waste all your money on random stuff because you're a degenerate.

I bought 50 pairs of socks because I'm a degenerate. My feet are now kings.

I bought a $1000 blender because I was desperate. My blender is now a god.

I bought a subscription to a cooking channel because I was bored. My life is now a mess.