e-tail therapy

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when you're too sick to move but still want to spend money like you're at a mall, but on a computer and it's mostly just you yelling at your screen.

I’m dying but I still clicked 'buy now' on a $500 lamp. I’m a monster.

I can’t even stand up, but I bought 10 t-shirts. I’m a legend.

My fever is 104, but I’m still shopping. I’m a beast.

the act of buying stuff online while your body is screaming at you to just lay down and die.

I bought a new couch because my legs were screaming. My couch is now my best friend.

I bought a $200 skincare set because my face was crying. My face is now rich.

I bought a full wardrobe because my brain was begging me. My closet is now a war zone.

when you're too weak to leave your bed, but you still manage to waste all your money on random stuff because you're a degenerate.

I bought 50 pairs of socks because I'm a degenerate. My feet are now kings.

I bought a $1000 blender because I was desperate. My blender is now a god.

I bought a subscription to a cooking channel because I was bored. My life is now a mess.