e-pissed - you bid on eBay so hard you think you’re fighting a war, and

you bid on eBay so hard you think you’re fighting a war, and the next day you’re just sad you didn’t win.

I bid $200 on a hat. The hat looked like it was crying.

I fought a war for a blender. I lost.

I bid on a book and it turned out to be a dictionary. I cried.