e-pissed
trying to win a bid on eBay while so wasted you think the moon is made of glitter and your socks are talking to you.
I bid $500 for a toaster that looks like a cat. My socks said it was a bad idea.
I bid on a chair and forgot I had a mortgage. My mom called me a genius.
I bid on a lamp, then cried because I thought it was a unicorn.