e-phone
An e-phone is someone who feels everything too much and acts like it’s a national emergency. They’re the reason your group chat is a disaster.
My mom is an e-phone. She got upset because I wore socks with sandals.
My friend is an e-phone. He texted me 10 times about his coffee being too hot.
My teacher is an e-phone. She cried when I drew a mustache on the principal.