e-phone

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An e-phone is a human trash fire that screams and cries about everything. They're the kind of people who text you at 3 a. m. just to say they're mad about the weather.
My cousin is an e-phone. He cried when his chicken nuggets got cold.
My ex said I was an e-phone for leaving her at the mall.
My dog is an e-phone. He howls at the vacuum.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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An e-phone is someone who feels everything too much and acts like it’s a national emergency. They’re the reason your group chat is a disaster.
My mom is an e-phone. She got upset because I wore socks with sandals.
My friend is an e-phone. He texted me 10 times about his coffee being too hot.
My teacher is an e-phone. She cried when I drew a mustache on the principal.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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An e-phone is a human who has zero chill and will cry in public just to make a point. They’re the reason your life is a mess.
My brother is an e-phone. He cried when he spilled his juice.
My crush is an e-phone. She texted me 20 times about her cat.
My neighbor is an e-phone. He cried because his lawn was uneven.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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An e-phone is someone who has no idea what’s going on but still acts like the world is ending. They’re the kind of person who texts you at midnight about a bad dream.
My sister is an e-phone. She cried because her hair was in a knot.
My dog is an e-phone. He barked at the mailman for three hours.
My teacher is an e-phone. She got mad because I drew a mustache on the board.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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An e-phone is someone who thinks everything is a crisis and will cry about it. They’re the reason your life is full of unnecessary drama.
My friend is an e-phone. He cried because his pizza got cold.
My crush is an e-phone. She texted me 12 times about her cat.
My neighbor is an e-phone. He cried because his lawn was uneven.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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