e-PDA
A love show-off done through technology. People post about their partners like they're the only ones who matter. It's like being in love but with more likes and less peace.
My friend's girlfriend posted a photo of them in bed. He looked like he was about to cry. I looked like I was about to leave.
My mom's boyfriend posted a 5-minute video of them eating cereal. I did not ask for this.
My sister's ex just sent her a message: 'Still beautiful.' She replied: 'Still annoying.' It's war.