e-PDA

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A digital love show-off. People post sappy stuff about their partners online so everyone else can cringe. It's like PDA but with more likes and less real life.

@joe420: Just woke up to my bf sending me a 10-minute video of him making pancakes. I'm confused and mildly annoyed.

Sarah posted a heart emoji on her ex's timeline. He replied with a wink emoji. Now they're both getting roasted.

My mom sent me a text: 'Your dad just cried watching your sister's Instagram story.' I did not ask for this.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When couples use social media like a giant middle finger to everyone else. It's like public love but with more emojis and fewer brains.

@crazy_luv: My girlfriend posted a selfie with her dog. It's now my life's mission to hate that dog.

My friend sent me a DM: 'My bf just posted a song about me. It's 10 minutes long and sounds like a middle school play.'

My sister's ex just commented on her photo: 'Still beautiful.' She replied: 'Still annoying.' It's war.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A public love rant done through technology. People post about their partners like they’re giving a speech. It’s the worst part of being in love.

My cousin's boyfriend posted a whole paragraph about her. It was 20 lines long and had 8 heart emojis. I want to die.

My friend's mom likes every post her husband makes. It’s like she’s on a mission.

My dad just texted me: 'Your mom just posted a picture of me with a fake beard. I am not happy.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When people show off their love on the internet like it's a competition. It's like PDA but with more likes and less dignity.

@love_machine: My girlfriend sent me a text: 'I miss you.' I replied: 'I miss you too. Also, I'm tired of your stupid posts.'

My friend's boyfriend posted a video of them singing a love song in the car. It's now my life's mission to hate that song.

My brother's girlfriend posted a photo of them holding hands. He looked confused. I looked proud.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A love show-off done through technology. People post about their partners like they're the only ones who matter. It's like being in love but with more likes and less peace.

My friend's girlfriend posted a photo of them in bed. He looked like he was about to cry. I looked like I was about to leave.

My mom's boyfriend posted a 5-minute video of them eating cereal. I did not ask for this.

My sister's ex just sent her a message: 'Still beautiful.' She replied: 'Still annoying.' It's war.

by Slangipedia 4d ago