E. Muff - A small, round, English muffin that’s so basic it’s like the

A small, round, English muffin that’s so basic it’s like the original version of everything.

I woke up and my life is just an e. muff and a lukewarm coffee.

My mom gave me an e. muff and called it a ‘gift.’ I’m still trying to figure that out.

The e. muff is the only thing I’ve ever needed in life.