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A tiny, squishy bread that looks like it got run over by a donkey. Also called an e. muffy, which is just a fancy way to say 'I’m too lazy to say the whole word.'
My breakfast is just a sad e. muff and a coffee that tastes like regret.
I tried to eat an e. muffy and it fell apart like my hopes for the future.
My roommate calls it an e. muffy because he’s too cool for the full name.