e-mooch
A piece of trash who can't be bothered to get friends on their own, so they rip other people's social media friends like a madman. They pop up in comments, then scream the name of their one and only friend like it's some kind of sacred ritual.
Hey, I'm Sam's buddy. You know Sam, right? So now we're friends. Don't question it.
I'm here because I'm Sam's buddy. That's why we're friends. Also, I'm too lazy to get my own friends.
I'm commenting on this post because I'm Sam's buddy. That's the only reason.