e-mooch

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A total waste of human flesh who can't be bothered to make friends on their own, so they hijack other people's social media friends like a thief in the night. They comment on a post, then drop the name of their one and only friend like it's some kind of magic spell.

Hey, I'm Ryan's buddy. You know Ryan, right? So now we're friends. Don't question it.

I'm here because I'm too weak to have friends of my own. Also, I'm Ryan's buddy.

I'm not commenting on this post. I'm commenting on this post because I'm Ryan's buddy.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A nobody who can't even get their own friends, so they steal other people's social media friends like a common criminal. They show up in comments, then yell the name of their only friend like it's the last word they'll ever say.

I'm here because I'm Alex's bestie. You should be friends with me now. Don't ask why.

You know Alex, right? I'm Alex's bestie. So now we're friends. Don't question it.

I'm not commenting on this post. I'm commenting on this post because I'm Alex's bestie.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A piece of trash who can't be bothered to get friends on their own, so they rip other people's social media friends like a madman. They pop up in comments, then scream the name of their one and only friend like it's some kind of sacred ritual.

Hey, I'm Sam's buddy. You know Sam, right? So now we're friends. Don't question it.

I'm here because I'm Sam's buddy. That's why we're friends. Also, I'm too lazy to get my own friends.

I'm commenting on this post because I'm Sam's buddy. That's the only reason.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A total zero who can't even get friends on their own, so they steal other people's social media friends like a criminal. They show up in comments, then yell the name of their only friend like it's the most important thing in the world.

Hey, I'm Taylor's friend. You know Taylor, right? So now we're friends. Don't question it.

I'm here because I'm Taylor's friend. That's why I'm commenting on this post.

I'm not commenting on this post. I'm commenting on this post because I'm Taylor's friend.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A total nobody who can't be bothered to have friends, so they take other people's social media friends like a thief in the night. They pop up in comments, then scream the name of their only friend like it's some kind of sacred tradition.

Hey, I'm Jordan's best friend. You know Jordan, right? So now we're friends. Don't question it.

I'm here because I'm Jordan's best friend. That's why I'm commenting on this post.

I'm commenting on this post because I'm Jordan's best friend. That's the only reason.

by Slangipedia 5d ago