e-mired - When emails are your enemy, and you're fighting them like th

When emails are your enemy, and you're fighting them like they're trying to take over your life, one message at a time.

I tried to fight my emails, but they won. Now I'm stuck in a meeting that I didn't sign up for.

I opened my email and it was like a war. I had 80 messages. I gave up and went to lunch.

I got an email that said 'Please reply.' I replied with a curse and a swear word. Now I'm e-mired for life.