e-mired

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Getting buried under a mountain of emails until you can't even think straight, like your brain is made of spam.

My inbox is like a flood, and I'm the only one who didn't bring a boat.

I opened my email and screamed. There were 173 messages. I'm not even sure why I'm still breathing.

My boss sent me a message that said 'Please reply', I replied with a crying face emoji.

So swamped with emails that you forget what your own name is, and your coworkers start calling you 'The Inbox'.

I got 50 emails before noon. I'm now known as 'The Inbox' at work. It's not a compliment.

I tried to reply to one email, and it turned into a chain letter. Now I'm stuck in a loop of nonsense.

I didn't check my email all day. My coworker sent me a message that said 'You're dead.' I replied, 'No, I'm just e-mired.'

When you're so deep in emails that you're like a fish in a sea of messages, and you don't know which way is up.

I was so e-mired I forgot to eat lunch. My stomach sent me a message that said 'I'm hungry.'

I opened my email, and it was like a horror movie. There were 200 messages. I didn't even know what day it was.

My email was so bad I had to take a break. I texted my mom. She texted me back. Now I'm e-mired again.

When emails are your enemy, and you're fighting them like they're trying to take over your life, one message at a time.

I tried to fight my emails, but they won. Now I'm stuck in a meeting that I didn't sign up for.

I opened my email and it was like a war. I had 80 messages. I gave up and went to lunch.

I got an email that said 'Please reply.' I replied with a curse and a swear word. Now I'm e-mired for life.

When you're so stuck in emails that your brain is on vacation and your body is just going through the motions.

I was e-mired so bad I didn't even notice my coworker had a tattoo. I just replied with 'Okay.'

I was e-mired so deep I forgot my own password. My phone sent me a message that said 'You're broken.'

I tried to think, but my brain was e-mired. I just replied with 'I'm dead.'