e-maily - Someone who e-mails like it's a sport and they're trying to

Someone who e-mails like it's a sport and they're trying to win a gold medal in randomness.

Hey, I just saw a pigeon and thought of you. Also, I'm going to win the Olympics next year.

I'm e-mailing you because I felt like it. Also, I'm tired but I'm still e-mailing you.

I'm e-mailing you because I'm lonely and I need a friend.