e-maily

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A person or group that sends e-mails like they're on a caffeine-induced rampage and don't care if you're sleeping.

Hey, just wanted to say hi. Also, did you know Tuesday is the best day? Also, also, I'm hungry.

I'm sending this at 2 AM because I'm bored and I have nothing better to do.

I just thought of you. Also, I'm going to send you another e-mail in 5 minutes.

Someone who e-mails like it's a sport and they're trying to win a gold medal in randomness.

Hey, I just saw a pigeon and thought of you. Also, I'm going to win the Olympics next year.

I'm e-mailing you because I felt like it. Also, I'm tired but I'm still e-mailing you.

I'm e-mailing you because I'm lonely and I need a friend.

A person or group that e-mails like they're trying to annoy you and they're doing a really good job.

Hey, I just wanted to say hi. Also, I'm going to e-mail you again tomorrow.

I'm e-mailing you because I'm bored and I have no life.

I just e-mailed you because I'm obsessed with you and I can't stop.

A person or group that e-mails like they're in a competition and they're not going to lose.

I'm e-mailing you because I'm the best e-mailer in the world. Also, I'm going to e-mail you again.

I just e-mailed you because I'm winning this e-mail war.

I e-mailed you because I'm not going to let you win.

A person or group that e-mails like they have nothing better to do and they're not wrong.

Hey, just wanted to say hi. Also, I'm going to e-mail you again later.

I'm e-mailing you because I have nothing better to do and I'm not wrong.

I just e-mailed you because I'm free and I'm going to use that freedom to e-mail you.