E Gunk - E Gunk is what happens when an egirl sits so long the chair

E Gunk is what happens when an egirl sits so long the chair gives up and starts leaking gunk like a broken water pipe.

I sat on her chair and it left a stain on my pants that won't go away.

The chair leaked on my floor and now my dog won't leave it alone.

I took a picture of the gunk and it became my profile picture.