E Gunk

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E Gunk is what happens when an egirl sits on a chair like it's her last meal and then stands up like she's been waiting all day to get off that chair. The chair is now covered in gunk and smells like regret.
I tried to sit on her chair and it felt like sitting on a dead raccoon.
Her chair has more layers than my mom's lasagna.
I ate the gunk and now I'm doing the wave in my stomach.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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E Gunk is like the afterlife of an egirl's butt after it's been sitting for hours on a chair that's been waiting for a good death.
That chair has more bacteria than my science class.
I took a selfie with the gunk and it looked like a murder scene.
I brought a chair to school and it got banned.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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E Gunk is what happens when an egirl sits so long the chair gives up and starts leaking gunk like a broken water pipe.
I sat on her chair and it left a stain on my pants that won't go away.
The chair leaked on my floor and now my dog won't leave it alone.
I took a picture of the gunk and it became my profile picture.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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E Gunk is the result of an egirl's butt deciding to take a vacation and leaving gunk behind like a trail of crumbs for the chair to eat.
Her chair is so gunky it looks like it's been used by a monster.
I tried to sit on her chair and it left a gunk trail on my pants.
The gunk is so strong it has a smell that could make a dog cry.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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E Gunk is the final form of an egirl's butt after it has been sitting for so long it turns into a gooey blob that sticks to the chair like a bad relationship.
Her chair is like a gooey blob and it's stuck to me now.
I sat on her chair and now I'm stuck with the gunk forever.
The chair is so gunky it looks like it's been used by a blob monster.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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E Gunk is what you get when an egirl sits for hours and the chair gets so tired it starts spitting out gunk like it's been waiting to explode.
Her chair just exploded with gunk and now it's covered in goo.
I tried to sit on her chair and it sprayed me with gunk like a gunk cannon.
The chair is now a gunk volcano and it's erupting every time she sits.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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